Cheshire Cat Computing

Here's a lang_en-pirate.conf file for you if you'd like to Talk Like a Pirate on September the 19th.

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# en-pirate ENGLISH(Pirate) lang_en-pirate.conf
# International Talk Like a Pirate Day : September 19th
###########################################################################
# Global definitions for this locale.
[global]
# This must match the filename lang_en.conf
code = en-pirate
# This is for menu lists
description = English (Pirate)
# This is for acknowledgement purposes: the name of who created
# this language file
author = Steve Shipway
# Version
version = 0.1
# Codeset for all pages. Default is your web server's default.
# European languages probably need iso-8859-1.
charset = iso-8859-1
# This only affects the headings (100x20 icons), not the 15x15 link icons.
# Leave unset to use standard (English) icons
iconurl = /rrdicons/en
# Top window title
windowtitle = Network Monit-arrr

###########################################################################
# Graph types
[types]
d = Daily
w = Weekly
m = Monthly
y = Yearrrly
dwmy = All Graphs
dwmys = Compact
6 = 6 arrrs
d- = Yestarrday
w- = Last Week
m- = Last Month
y- = Last Year
dw = Short term
my = Long term
###########################################################################
# Graph styles
[styles]
s = Short (PDA)
n = Normal (640x480)
t = Stretch
l = Long
n2 = Tall
l2 = Big (800x600)
x = Extra-Long
x3 = Huge (1024x768)
###########################################################################
# Message codes. If these are not defined, then the default will be used
[messages]
# 1xxx : Login/Logout authentication messages
1000 = Who be ye?
1001 = By the Powers! How should I know who ye be, ye scurvy dog?
1002 = Ye mark
1003 = Ye secret
1004 = Ye have gone t' Davey Jones!
1005 = Get back, scurvy dog!
1006 = No access wi'out a password, sez I
# 2xxx : Default labels for graphs, target definitions
2000 = Compact summary
2001 = Infermation
2100 = Tot'l
2101 = Tot'l values
2102 = Maximum
2103 = Bandwidth
2104 = Hard Maximum
2105 = Cargoholds
2200 = Max
2201 = Avg
2202 = Cur
2203 = Last
2204 = IN:
2205 = OUT:
2206 = 95th
2300 = 95th Percentile fer
2301 = Total o'er
2302 = Last:
2303 = Average:
2304 = Maximum:
2305 = 95th Percentile:
2310 = Six arrly calculations
2311 = Daily calculations
2312 = Weekly calculations
2313 = Monthly calculations
2314 = Yearly calculations
2400 = second
2401 = minute
2402 = arrr
2403 = In:
2404 = Out:
2405 = Incomin'
2406 = Outgoin'
2407 = Peak inbound
2408 = Peak outbound
2409 = percentage
2410 = ratio:
2411 = Inbound as % o' outbound
2412 = Peak inbound as % o' peak outbound
2413 = Response time
2414 = Incomin' traffic
2415 = Outgoin' traffic
2416 = Summary
2417 = Routin' table
2418 = Trend analysis
2420 = rollin' last year
2421 = rollin' last month
2422 = last 7 days
2423 = last 6 arrrs
2424 = last 24 arrrs
# 3xxx : Page titles, headings, text
3000 = Systems Monitarrr
3002 = Cannot read config file
3003 = Yarr-R-D Database Not Found
3004 = Device Infermation
3005 = MRTG config file
3006 = Infermation and Help
3007 = Thy preferred stuff
3008 = No preference
3009 = Stash Graph in booty
3010 = This graph be sent ter Davey Jones
3011 = Configuration Verification
3012 = First Target
3013 = Summary Page
3014 = Incomin' Graph
3015 = Outgoin' Graph
3016 = CPU Perfermance
3017 = Memory Usage
3018 = First User graph
3019 = First Interface target
3020 = Compact summary
3021 = Info Page
3100 = Default device:
3101 = Default target/interface:
3102 = Default graph type:
3103 = Default graph style:
3104 = Set Defaults
3105 = Go to current default page
3106 = Default language:
3107 = What ye tells I yer will stay wi' us. And, mind ye has thy cookies enabled, yarr.
3200 = Arrrchive time
3201 = Workin' day averages
3202 = Data availability
3203 = Last update
3204 = Timezone
3205 = Date booty stashed
3300 = This target has one stored graph.
# The next two messages, 3301 and 3302, are displayed with the number of
# archived graphs inserted between them.
3301 = This tarrrget has
3302 = graphs in the booty.
3303 = Show routin' table fer this device
3304 = Routin' table infermation not available
# 4xxx : Links, autodefined targets, etc
# 5xxx : Buttons and images
5000 = Logout
5001 = Login
5002 = Main Menu
5003 = Refresh
5004 = Devices
5005 = Targets
5006 = Graphs
5007 = Live data
5008 = Booty
5009 = Styles
5010 = Other Stuff
5011 = Preferences
5012 = Infermation
5013 = Close second menu
5014 = Twin menu view
5015 = Options
5016 = Bookmark
5017 = Zoom in
5018 = Zoom out
5019 = CSV Download
5020 = Add to booty
5021 = Rescale
5022 = Send this graph ter Davey Jones
5100 = Sort by current incomin'
5101 = Sort by current outgoin'
5102 = Remove current barr
5103 = Add current barr
5110 = Sort by average incomin'
5111 = Sort by average outgoin'
5112 = Remove average barr
5113 = Add average barr
5120 = Sort by maximum incomin'
5121 = Sort by maximum outgoin'
5122 = Remove maximum barr
5123 = Add maximum barr
5130 = Sort by incomin' 95th percentile
5131 = Sort by outgoin' 95th percentile
5132 = Remove 95th percentile bar
5133 = Add 95th percentile bar
# 6xxx : Graph legends. Like 2xxx but in the graphic
# This is required because RRDTool doesnt support non-ascii charsets
# These must be 8-bit ascii; no extended or alternate character sets
6100 = Total
6101 = Total values
6102 = Maximum
6103 = Bandwidth
6104 = Hard Maximum
6105 = Thresholds
6106 = Workin' day averages
6107 = Data Availability
6200 = Max
6201 = Avg
6202 = Cur
6203 = Last
6403 = In:
6404 = Out:
6405 = Incomin'
6406 = Outgoin'
6407 = Peak inbound
6408 = Peak outbound
6901 = Average values
# 8xxx : Error messages
8000 = Cannot read config file
8001 = FAILED to stash the booty
8002 = No RRD file defined fer target
8003 = Error readin' RRD database
8004 = Error in 95th Percentile calculations
8005 = What be that type o' page?
8006 = Get lost, ye bilge-suckin' sea-scum!
8007 = Ye be talking nonsense, me hearty. Be a-checkin' o' the details in the URL ye be requestin'.
8999 = Yarrr!
# 9xxx : Information messages
9000 = The language file has been linked in correctly.
9001 = Booty stashed OK
9002 = Please select a device
9003 = Please select a target
9004 = No valid target selected
9005 = Options have been saved
9999 = End o' messages