Chinese Poetry

This is a piece of Chinese poetry written by myself, after only a few months of studying the incredibly complex language. Impressed? I knew you would be. At least, you are probably impressed if you can't read it.

The background picture is not by me, but adds to the overall look.





I suppose I should give you the English translation, although it will spoil the whole effect.
Wife
My wife
Has a small nose
Is very pretty,
And likes to eat dumplings.

Copyright Steve Shipway, although I doubt you'd want to steal it